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The Golden Hoof | 3375 75th St. Boulder CO 80301 US | +1.720 900-9494

​Alice's UndergroundHemp & Herbal Remedies

We take what’s underground seriously.

Alice’s Underground is the hemp and herbal remedy arm of The Golden Hoof. We make high quality hemp and herbal remedies starting with well tended, healthy soils. At The Golden Hoof we feed our soils with multi-species cover crops and nurse crops that build diverse biological communities and then let our ruminant animals (animals designed by nature to break down the cover crops above the soil and turn them into rich, bio-available fertilizers) feed that biological soil community from above.

We mimic nature and build soils organically, rotating our multi-species flerd (cows, sheep, pigs, turkeys, geese, ducks and chicken) on and off each area of land as needed to maximize photosynthesis, carbon sequestration and plant health. Healthy soils make healthy plants, air and water, and in turn make healthy animals and people. Diverse, healthy eco-systems further attract beneficial insects keeping pest and diseases under control without need of chemicals, herbicides, fungicides or pesticides.

We grow our hemp organically, in small fields and process in small batches. We hand harvest our hemp and hang it in our barns to dry. Once dry we strip the flowers and soak them in organic alcohol at low temperatures to gently extract their cannabinoids and terpenes. Then, while keeping the temperatures low, we increase the pressure to remove the alcohol from our hemp oil without destroying the delicate terpenes. This makes for a full spectrum, raw hemp oil extremely high in CBDa with an entourage effect coming from a full range of other intact cannabinoids and terpenes.

Please Note:  We go to great lengths to describe our soil health as hemp is an excellent bio-remediation crop used internationally for this purpose. What this means is that hemp can extract toxins out of soils better than most any other plant. Hemp plants used for bio-remediation or grown with chemical inputs are full of toxic waste, so knowing where and how your hemp is grown should be of particular import to anyone looking to derive health benefits from this remarkable plant.

Hemp and Herbal Remedies:

Hemp General Tonic
Take as a general tonic when you are feeling under the weather or overwhelmed.
Ing: Spirit Hound White Dog Moonshine infused with turmeric, ginger and black pepper, 63rd Street Farm raw honey, org., raw full spectrum hemp oil, . 600mg CBDa/ CBD per oz. May contain trace amounts of THC.

Release and Heal Tincture 
Take as needed when you really need it.
Ing: Spirit Hound White Dog Moonshine infused with black pepper, 63rd Street Farm raw honey, org., raw, full spectrum hemp oil. 1,200mg CBDa/ CBD per oz. May contain trace amounts of THC.

Hemp Super Salve
Apply topically as needed when you are cranky from cramps; sore from a bump, bruise or pull; have a scar, varicose vein or hemorrhoid; have sore or swollen glands, or just need to release that chronic blocked energy so you can relax. Always apply a bit to the back of your neck for stress, anxiety and general nervous system support.
Ing: Our Lard* , our tallow**,  our org., raw full spectrum hemp oil, helichrysum oil, frankincense oil, myrrh oil, cypress oil, clary sage oil, lavender oil.  1,000 mg CBDa/ CBD per 2 oz. May contain trace amounts of THC.

Hemp Super Salve Plus
Apply topically as needed when you are seriously cranky from cramps; in pain from an injury; have a scar, varicose vein or hemorrhoid that needs to go away, have sore or swollen glands that won't leave you alone, or just need to release that chronic blocked energy so you can get on with your life. Always apply a bit to the back of your neck for intense stress, anxiety and deep nervous system support.
Ing: Our Lard* , our tallow**, our org., raw full spectrum hemp oil, helichrysum oil, frankincense oil, myrrh oil, cypress oil, clary sage oil, lavender oil.  2,000 mg CBDa/ CBD per 2oz. May contain trace amounts of THC.

*Our pigs are raised outdoors in the Colorado sunshine on high quality food waste collected from our community and farm. They dine on a diet of fruits and vegetables from The Pressery, Isabelle Farm, Munson Farm, Colorado University and Sister Carmen; along with sprouted and fermented grains and breads from Colorado Cultivars, Moxie Bread and Post Brewery. They also greatly enjoy eating our weeds and leftover eggs from our birds, leftover whey from our dairy cows and the occasional squab dinner provided by the plethora of local pigeons. This makes for a wonderfully nutritious lard and stupendously happy/ healthy pigs who have never met a vet, never had a shot and receive raw garlic juice and org. apple cider vinegar if they ever seem a bit under the weather.

​**Our sheep provide the tallow for our products. They are raised outdoors on pasture every day of every year rotating through our pastures to maximize their health, soil health and photosynthesis (carbon sequestration). We supplement their diet year round with fruit and vegetable pulp we ferment for them from The Pressery converting high quality waste steam products into fresh live foods for our animals.